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Paisley the Cat
18 April 2013 @ 03:13 pm

You can donate to our team here! You can also join our team if you're running the race! All are welcome. Let's raise money for kitties! (And dogs but who cares)

Current Location: window
Current Mood: excitedexcited
Current Music: eye of the tiger
Paisley the Cat
04 April 2013 @ 12:32 pm

Seriously, what is his problem.
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Paisley the Cat
28 March 2013 @ 09:29 am

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Paisley the Cat
21 March 2013 @ 02:56 pm

Bill Striperson, head of accounts. Pleased to meet you.    
Current Location: the couch
Current Mood: amusedamused
Paisley the Cat
07 March 2013 @ 12:31 pm

What a weirdo.
Current Location: the bed
Current Mood: amusedamused
Paisley the Cat
28 February 2013 @ 12:53 pm

Thanks for reading!
Current Location: window
Current Mood: calmcalm
Paisley the Cat
14 February 2013 @ 03:27 pm

She should really let me get rid of him.

Thank you to everyone who bought valentines! I hope you enjoy them! If you gave one to your sweetheart, let me know how it went! My dream is that someday someone will propose marriage with one.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! I love you!
Current Location: the cat bed
Current Mood: lovedloved
Paisley the Cat
07 February 2013 @ 10:25 pm

We got a second cat bed and New Cat thought he could sleep in it and I was like: NOPE.

It's not too late to order valentines! But it's almost too late so you better hurry!
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Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Paisley the Cat
31 January 2013 @ 02:45 pm

Get your own ravens to send! RIGHT HERE!
Current Location: couch, jr.
Current Mood: amusedamused
Paisley the Cat
23 January 2013 @ 10:00 am
Hello everyone! Do you know what today is? Today is the day that I announce


New designs, new cardstock colors, new envelopes!

The first set is regular Hey Pais CAT JOKES, perfect for any cat lover or Hey Pais fan. These feature me and New Cat (sorry about New Cat) (The Girl said I had to put him on there) on pretty pink and lavender cardstock. They measure 4.25" by 5.5".

You can get them uncolored, as above, or hand-colored by me with colored pencils.

The other set is about GAME OF THRONES! The Guy and Girl are really into these books and this show. These cards are on wintry shades of gray and lavender:

Or they can also be hand-colored:

The cards look like this on the back:


Each set contains four SHIMMERY SILVER A2 envelopes, the perfect size for the valentines. These sparkle like the freshly-fallen snow beyond The Wall, but they also look very elegant with the pink cards. You will get four stickers to seal or decorate your envelopes--RAVENS for the Game of Thrones valentines, and HEARTS for the regular ones. (I'll match the stickers to whichever set you order, but if you want the other kind, just let me know.)

For size and prettiness reference, here is a picture of my paw with a valentine:


Choose whether you want hand-colored (paw-colored) valentines or black-and-white valentines on colored paper. Remember to pick whether you live in North America or on another continent; shipping (in a sturdy cardboard envelope!) is included. In the text box, tell me if you want Cat Jokes, Game of Thrones Jokes, or if you bought more than one set you can get a combination. They get cheaper the more you buy! If you want envelopes, add a set to your cart before you check out. You can get as many envelope sets as you want, just update the quantity on the checkout page.

Black and White Valentines -- North America:

Which kind do you want?

Black and White Valentines -- Rest of the World:

Which kind do you want?

Hand-Colored Valentines are SOLD OUT! Thank you, everyone!

Black and white valentines will be available all the way up through Valentine's Day.

Envelope and Sticker Sets:

I hope all of this makes sense! If you have any questions, or you want something special, just email me! pais at hey pais dot com. I will help you with whatever you need! You can also comment here on livejournal, or hit me up on twitter at @heypais.

Older valentines are still available in limited quantities (2012, 2011, 2010, 2009). Every year I get someone who just heard of my comics this year but is really into the thing from last year. I always like that. If you want any of those older ones, just email me please and I'll set it up for you!

Thanks for reading! I love you guys and I love Valentine's Day!! WINTER IS COMING!
Current Location: north of the wall
Current Mood: excitedexcited
Current Music: the rains of castamere