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13 January 2010 @ 12:19 pm


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I hope you are excited because I am! I have worked really hard on a new batch of valentines for you and I think you will like them. Like last year, there are two kinds. The "cat jokes" set is just regular Hey Pais jokes. They look like this:

Then the second set? It is all jokes about the TV show Lost. This summer the Guy and Girl watched all five seasons in like. A week or something. I got pretty into it and I'm excited for the season six premiere which is February 2nd! Maybe you are excited too and you will want to give someone these valentines:

All of the valentines have very faint dotted lines on the front for cutting. They will arrive four to a sheet like you see above; the sheet is 5.5 inches by 8.5 inches. It is on special double-sided matte photo paper. The back of each card looks like this:

Just like last year, if you want to pay a little bit of extra money, I will color them in for you with my own paws! I think they look very pretty colored in. Here are some example pictures (I might use slightly different colors on yours, but don't worry my stripes will always be orange):

For size and prettiness reference here is a picture of my forepaw with a valentine:

Now I am going to show you how to buy these valentines. The more you buy, the cheaper they get! Please tell me which kind of jokes you want. You can get some of each kind or all one kind or whatever you like! Remember to choose which part of the world you live in; I did that because shipping is included.
Special Sweetheart Deal! If you buy some valentines and also buy something from my Etsy shop, I'll refund your Etsy shipping! Just email me to make sure I know you did that. I think these heart brooches would be a really nice present for your The Girl, or anyone else!

Last Year's Valentines: I still have some of these available, so just email me if you want to buy some of those, too!

Thank you for reading all of this! Please let me know if you have any questions. I love all of you guys!
Current Location: by the window
Current Mood: excitedexcited
한국 사람이 아니다: Lost-Fishbiscuittalonvaki on January 13th, 2010 06:55 pm (UTC)
OMG I love the Lost ones! (See icon for proof)
Paisley the Catheypais on January 14th, 2010 02:12 am (UTC)
I love it! I want a fish biscuit too!! Om nom nom.
finkensteinfinkenstein on January 13th, 2010 07:38 pm (UTC)
Oh man these are so adorable!!!!!!
The Lost ones are so excellent!
Paisley the Catheypais on January 14th, 2010 02:13 am (UTC)
Thank you Jess! I had missed the Lost ones you did last year because we didn't watch the show then. And then Brian told me about them so I went and looked and they are awesome. I hope you don't feel like I ripped you off Jess!

Also, I looked at your Chester valentines, they are very pretty!! <3 <3 <3
finkensteinfinkenstein on January 14th, 2010 02:22 am (UTC)
Paisley! I don't mean to sound condescending but I didn't know you were old enough in kitty years to look at my Valentines! You are a very sophisticated cat. Thank you!
Paisley the Catheypais on January 14th, 2010 02:32 am (UTC)
Well Jess I'll be honest. The Girl covered up the bad parts with her hand so I could look at them. She keeps a pretty close watch on my internet use!
andyh3000 on January 13th, 2010 11:18 pm (UTC)
Ha I love your Jack suicidal/drunk beard!
Paisley the Catheypais on January 14th, 2010 02:14 am (UTC)
Haha it's a pretty fuzzy beard! Thanks Andrew!!
energyanalysisenergyanalysis on January 14th, 2010 01:44 am (UTC)
i keep coming back to look at the WE HAVE TO GO BACK one. it's making me laugh a lot. pais you make the best valentines!
Paisley the Catheypais on January 14th, 2010 02:15 am (UTC)

And thank you for saying you like them! :D
energyanalysisenergyanalysis on January 21st, 2010 09:19 pm (UTC)
My valentines came in the mail and they are perfect! Thank you!
☆ Jennay Pants Meridius MacLeod ☆lillongdogwuvr on January 14th, 2010 01:47 am (UTC)
*gasps* i LOVE the fish biscuit one!!
Paisley the Catheypais on January 14th, 2010 02:15 am (UTC)
Thank you!! That one was fun to draw. Well they were all fun to draw actually!
helping the idiots of the worldsamuelnickilaus on January 14th, 2010 07:05 am (UTC)
i loaf you this much

it's so cute i think i'm having a stroke
Paisley the Catheypais on January 14th, 2010 11:50 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry but if cute things give you a stroke you probably want to stay away from my comics! D:
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Paisley the Catheypais on January 15th, 2010 02:58 am (UTC)
Oh yes I didn't put them on Etsy because I thought we could skip the Etsy fees. I just got your order though so I guess that's okay with you! :D Thanks Bruce (Michael)!
phyrablaze: kittyphyrablaze on January 15th, 2010 07:42 am (UTC)
Pais, these are super cute.
If I wanted a set of this year's cat jokes, a set of this year's Lost jokes, a set of last year's cat jokes, and a set of last year's nerdy jokes, how should I order those?

Also, my kitty Muffin, seen in my icon here, thinks you're cute. =^.^=
Paisley the Catheypais on January 15th, 2010 03:08 pm (UTC)
Oh that is easy! Just order four sets and in the comment box say you want one of each of this year's and one of each of last year's. Thank you! And tell Muffin I said hey!
Paisley the Catheypais on January 15th, 2010 10:03 pm (UTC)
I just got your order! Thank you so much I hope you enjoy the valentines!
tundraboytundraboy on January 15th, 2010 09:56 pm (UTC)
Awesome sauce! I wish I had money :(
liz voss: shamelesslizsname on January 22nd, 2010 02:52 am (UTC)
Will I still be able to order this next Friday, the 29th??
Paisley the Catheypais on January 22nd, 2010 03:03 am (UTC)
Yes, of course! If you're ordering a bunch of hand-colored ones it might take me a while to get them done. That would be fine but you should tell me now which kind you'll want so I can add them to my to-color list. :) If you just want black and white ones then that is no problem at all, I can put them in the mail as soon as I get your order! You should get them in plenty of time for Valentine's Day. Thank you for asking!!
liz voss: boxlizsname on January 25th, 2010 03:56 am (UTC)
I think I'll just go with the black and white ones. Everyone that I gave your Valentines to last year loved them, so I can't wait to see what they say this year!